keyed up

ready to go, bubbling over

I'm so keyed up for TRE2K6!!

by Small Feet December 20, 2006

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

Ketelbomb

The second personality when Ryan Ketelaars is Drunk.

This may occur after 10 or more beers.

by John Steel January 25, 2004

kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area

"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"

by mankow October 30, 2009

Keyera

A crazy mixed girl who is amazingg and really loud.

woahh that girl is sooo keyera.!
dangg look at those keyera priced jeans!!
omgg that guyy is beyond keyera!!

by Sierra k February 3, 2010

Kaytelynn

The most beautiful and caring girl you will ever meet, honest and trustworthy. Gorgeous is her middle name. A funny girl and very emotional. If you find her don't let her go. One look and you fall in love with the radiant beauty of her soul and the vibrant smile on her face. She has the most mesmerizing blue eyes and dark hair that flows like the ocean.

Kaytelynn is the most stunningly breathtaking creature known to man.

by mommy love July 10, 2011

keyes

A general disorder or outbreak on the face from swallowing too many pickles.

Dude, you got some keyes or acne; that's really bad and unattractive.

by BrowniePoints4me March 15, 2017