Keystonians

A small group of dedicated personnel from multiple background whose sole purpose is to provide the utmost professional equipment financing east of the Mississippi with the least amount of stress to it constituents.

When I need a loan, I call the Keystonians!

by KeystonianIT July 12, 2021

Keystone charter school

a shitty school located in Mercer county Pennsylvania

Wow, keystone charter school really sucks

by Poopy_butthole> July 18, 2021

keystone chilli dog

When youre hitting it from the back raw and she chunky sharts on your dick and you stick it back in

Omg canyon, i just chili dog shat on your dick!
"No you didn't brayden, not the chunky shat, keystone chilli dog

by Bch2000 March 10, 2022

Keystone Species

homo sapiens that only want to drink keystone to become a more primal organism

Wow, that guy has so much keystone that he's a keystone species

by Minton Man mukluks April 13, 2023

Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

keystoner

A very safe roller derby team from Pennsylvania. Filled with laughter & good times.

Man 1: What's that ladder doing in the middle of the derby track?
Man 2: We should have a safety meeting about that.

Man 1: You are such a keystoner!
Man 2: Funny thing is, I dont even have a ladder!

by Nemesis5 February 2, 2025

The Keystone Jerker

The act of when you’re taking a state standardized test and you spank yo shit mid test

“Bro look, it’s the Keystone Jerker!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025