ketchonnaise

Ketchonnaise is a difficult recipe to follow for the most delicious sauce imaginable. Its a combination of Ketchup and mayonnaise. One must play around with the mayo and ketchup levels to find the perfect Ketchonnaise consistency. Some may call it Mayup. This is a slag term, similar to "mayo", and should not be formally used.

-Hey man, I dont know what to put on my sandwich. I can't choose which sauce to use, Mayo or ketchup.

-I got some pre-made Ketchonnaise in the fridge, bro. SO good.

by JamesJC April 13, 2010

hillbilly ketchup

Ranch dressing. Hillbillies put that shit on everything.

Ronny Ray! Run up to the Piggly Wiggly and get some hillbilly ketchup. You know Nadine and Lynnette cain't eat pizza or potato chips without some Hidden Valley.

by Anglo Gerry May 30, 2013

Pikachu loves Ketchup

Pikachu (Pokemon) really loves Ketchup and when Scyther (Another Pokemon) breaks Pikachu’s bottle of Ketchup, Pikachu cries and is sad.

Use Pikachu loves Ketchup when talking to people who loves Ketchup and Pikachu

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

ketchuping

A word to describe when a woman is on her period or menstrual cycle and therefore unable to have sexual intercourse in a clean and respectful manner.

Dude, I couldn't nail Wanda cuz she was ketchuping tonight! I'll have to wait until next week.

by simsleezy September 28, 2007

Ketchup Gas

When a girl is on her period and some of the blood drips to her butt hole, then she proceeds to fart, spraying blood to your face.

Dude, Carly does a mean ketchup gas.

by Russian_Privilaged October 31, 2016

Nigger Ketchup

Hot sauce

Black people use nigger ketchup so much, im suprised they dont put it on their Newport cigarettes.

by yaavjndfkngdg November 13, 2011