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Kippered

Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.
Kippered that cunt a belter man

Kippered a dullyin.
by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004
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Done Up Like a Kipper

Done up/stiched up like a kipper, surely takes it's meaning from the term red herring, which means to mislead or distract from an important issue, in a trickster style.

A Red Herring, in the literal sense, is a particularly strong smelling fish called a Kipper that has turned a red colour following the smoking process traditionally used to preserve it.
Therefore, to be done or stiched up like a kipper, clearly means to be duped or tricked by false information that was there for all to see, (in hindsight).
For example: when someone purchases an item they believe to be far superior to what it turns out to be, based on the persuasion and false information by the seller.

He was done up like a kipper when he bought that car. Meaning the car was a pile of s*** and he was tricked when he payed top dollar for it.
by squeeze163 August 4, 2016
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kippercrotch

A term used to describe an unwashed and very fishy smelling vagina.
"Kipper" is the name of smoked herrings wish have an extremely potent fishy smell and are eaten for breakfast by some posh idiots in england
"I was gonna eat out sally but she has the worst case of 'kippercrotch' ive ever known".

Damn you gotta kippercrotch
by Iain Withers. June 11, 2006
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kipper

1. a fish split from the skin, salted dried and smoked.

2. to split a fish and continue to salt, dry and smoke.
1. Child: May I have some more kippers, mum?

2: Fisherman: We're gonna need to kipper that fish something proper before we serve it to our girls.
by Fishermanz0rz October 1, 2008
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kasper hauser

Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.
I want to be a rider like my father
by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004
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Klapperbitch

A modern day princess with both male and female genitalia, yet does not adhere to the social norms of one gender.
Is lady gaga a male or female?

It's just a klapperbitch.
by upchuck jones July 27, 2012
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Kapernick

That’s what you call someone that cap a lot.
That niggah King Kapernick, you cant trust a word he say.
by YenuTilaye June 12, 2019
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