Kansas City Shuffle 

When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.

Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.

Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!

Kansas City Shuffle by the_waitresss October 29, 2011

Kansas City Phonograph 

The act of rubbing ones nipples over another's entire naked body

He was so hot and the way he touched me made my nipples hard so I had him take his clothes off and lay down so I could give him a Kansas City Phonograph

Kansas City Phonograph by Itsjustabutt April 19, 2015

Kansas City hot pocket 

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.

Kansas City hot pocket by El Conquistador July 12, 2017

kansas city hot pocket 

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!

kansas city hot pocket by El Conquistador July 12, 2017

kansas city cathouse

When the women in a group of persons or couples finds themselves engaged in sexual acts and/or intercourse without their significant others.

Man, what a great weekend in wine country. Remember when the boys hit the bar for football and the women just went full Kansas City Cathouse and got after each other?

kansas city cathouse by Dirty little pervert October 15, 2021

Kansas City pudding rag 

a sweaty, shitty rag resembling pudding

it was so hot today i made a kansas city pudding rag when i wiped my ass.

Kansas City pudding rag by c & j October 24, 2007

Kansas City Royals

A team that has won one World Series, but due to the massive inferiority complex of the fans towards the St. Louis Cardinals, this fact is mentioned more than the ten Cardinals World Series wins (including 2006) combined.

Cardinal fan: So I see that the Kansas City Royals are in last place again. I hear that so-and-so from USC would be a good number one pick for you guys, though.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: No, I do not remember 1985, seeing as I wasn't born, and you were not born either.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: Okay, fine, take 1985. The Cardinals have won ten championships. Nine more than you guys have.
Royal fan: Remember '85.

Kansas City Royals by JohnJF January 18, 2009