kermit the frog

Ja Rules identicle long lost twin

Ja Rule is a faggit ass motha fucker that looks very simular to kermit the frog

by B-Mount March 22, 2004

Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.

It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.

by Darkheath September 6, 2021

Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.

Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.

by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018

Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!

by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020

kermit frog

Considered one of the best haxball players of all times. Also attractive and cool !!

kermit frog is the best frfr on mommies.

by Araregueiahahqgagaha October 15, 2020

Kermit Green

The color that matches that of Kermits skin tone

(Main color of the "Kermitism" Government) - Found also on Urban Dictionary

Comrade, I like your shirt, its like kermit green colored

by RandomPig9 March 22, 2021

kermit lesbian

A lesbian who loves frogs.

The kermit lesbian made out with the mushroom lesbian in the rain.

by ellieannaisdefnottotallygay April 6, 2022