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cock juggling thunder cunt

Used commonly to describe those real douche bags...like...you are a cock juggling thunder cunt, as soon as the person hears this they shut the fuck up and know that next time they say something so stupid they WILL be cockslapped.
-them-Yo im going to do this insane trick in tony hawk later on its going to be crazy!!!11!!!!

-word user-you...are a cock juggling thunder cunt...and then you look the other way.
by tyler from the circus December 28, 2005
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Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011
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Attached Juggling

The action of playing with Astrojaxs. Astrojaxs are often referred to as AJs, so Attached Juggling is an anagram and can also be shortened to AJ.

A term to describe toys similar to Astrojaxs. This includes brand name toys like monkey knuckles (two free moving balls on a string with stoppers at the end) and home maid astrojaxs.
"I like to go to the park and do some Attached Juggling in the fresh air."

"Look at this new Attached Juggling toy I made! Its four wooden blocks on a string. Its no Astrojax but I think its pretty cool"
by Questionever January 8, 2012
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Game Juggling

A term used when some one is trying to devote equal amounts of time to two or more different games. It is not necessary to say "game."
Game Juggling Mario Kart 8 and Super Smash Bros. is going to be hell.
by Game Enthusiast November 20, 2014
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Dick Juggling Cunt

An insult to be used for many people! Dick juggling can be used to call someone gay or a slut and cunt, well, a cunt. Therefor this insult is a great multi use phrase for all you zesty bois out there
Person 1) oh I banned you from my Christian roblox server cause you are a... RETARD

Me) well Bertholomew... you sir are a dick juggling cunt

Person 1) wow that’s a bit harsh how’d you know I’m gay though
by WillSuckDickForMemes May 29, 2018
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cum juggling

Cum juggling is when a person, with a mouth full of cum, deposits this cum into another person's mouth, and they pass it along in this manner either between themselves or more people.

This can also mean when a person takes ice cubes made of cum and actually juggles them, seeing how many passes can be done before they melt or they drop the cum cubes.
"Bro I was in a cum juggle that lasted for 12 people before that idiot swallowed the load."
Or
"Bro I was cum juggling for a solid 90 seconds last night. New record!"
by eeValeni September 5, 2019
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