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Jordan-kyle

The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.

Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?

Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.

Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
by JROC444 December 8, 2010
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jordan connor

A hot daddy literally flaming hot. makes me want to die because he’s so hot. but sadly he’s engaged, well not sad because he’s happy but sad for everyone who likes him.
jordan connor: you’re daughter calls me daddy too
by satan is me February 16, 2019
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Jordanski

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.
Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski
by Y0rdan September 9, 2019
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Jordan Knotts

Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.

A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."

"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."
by purrgostine wong December 6, 2011
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jourdin

very ambitous and never quick to judge, has been hurt in the past but have a very forgiving heart but tends never to forget.

jourdins like to look beyond the big picture, they like to question things as well as adventure, they like a challenge and love to stir up the fire.

they tend to be very humble and not realize that they have will someday have all they have ever wanted.

they never give up and are in for the long hual.
jourdin jordin jourdien jorden
by beach21507 February 3, 2010
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Jordan

Jordan is a pretty hot guy he just doesnt know it. He isnt scared to tell you what he thinks. If your his best friend you finna be tight. If you his girl then you lucky you needa hold on bc he will treat you amazing. Hes funny and wild. He can be unpredictable. Once you meet him you might fall in love.. Hold onto him or you will regret.
Yeah jordan pretty lit.
by Dead._.inside April 20, 2018
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Jordan Witzigreuter

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011
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