Joshua

Joshua, Ohhhhhhhhh, Joshua. You make me soooooo wet.

Guy: When my girlfriend wants to spice up our sex life she likes to use a Joshua.

by IHU SoldierI December 2, 2010

Joshua

A guy who is like a book. You can not judge a book by it's cover, looks can decieve. But not with Joshua, he is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. You'll find yourself lost with a Joshua. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for a Joshua. Truth comes with time as long will trust. A good friend he is, he will be open and be there for you till the very end. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. Lieing does not go good with a Joshua. Easily hurt may he be, so watch what you say. And jeaslousy rages through his veins, but love burns and sears through him.

Girl: wow he's such a Joshua
Girl 2: i know i am lucky to have him.

by You'll never be me April 15, 2009

Joshua

Sweet, totally chill and always there to talk to. Joshua is like your bestest best friend, always there when you need him, never gives up on you, never complains or tries to change anything about you. Joshua can be really funny and he listens really well. The instant you talk to him you become relaxed and comfortable.
Your life hasn't begun until you've met a Joshua!

Joshua's the bestest friend and always there!

by FallenVenus August 8, 2010

Joshua

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He can be sweet and sensitive and overprotective all at once. He fights for what he believes in, and will never back down if he feels that the one he cares for is in danger. He doesn't cuss every other word, in fact he tries not to cuss at all. He may be mistaken for an emo, but really he is just not afraid to share his emotions. He is human unlike what most guys want you to believe. He is a hard worker by nature, but he never has to work very hard to make his girlfriend smile. He loves those people in his heart like there is no tomorrow. He can be spontaneous, but he prefers to ask your preference before doing anything that could possibly be upsetting or taken the wrong way, he is the ultimate man!

Girl1: Joshua just said the F word!
Girl2: He must be really mad!

Joshua: I love you more!
Joshua's Girlfriend: No, I love you more!
Spectator1: How long have they been at that?!
Spectator2: 45 minutes, but don't worry, Joshua always wins.

by The_Sardonic_One August 3, 2009

joshuah

The Mormon version of Chad. A total douche who will never let you forget the stupid h at the end where you feel like venting on Urban Dictionary.

"She's dating such a Joshua."

"Don't forget the h, man. You know how pissy Joshuah gets."

by Ace20XD6 August 10, 2016

joshua hunter

Kid thinks he's cool but can't even muzz, great cook though ;) always triggered

Omg your so annoying your such a ... Joshua Hunter

by Brandon Varcoe November 29, 2016

Joshua thompson

A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)

Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer

by Licmadic May 21, 2018