rim jolts

Like a rim job but she says “up the ante” and you pull out the jumper cables and go hasta la vista on that ass

“Honey,I bought some new jumper cables!”
“Perfect, I’ve been looking forward to some rim jolts all week!”

by Forgotton Prince January 16, 2019

Jortz

(v) The act of ejaculating in one's jean shorts.
(n) Jean shorts which have been ejaculated in.

"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"

"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."

by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011

Dirty Joris

When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.

How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.

by Shensu October 13, 2021

joots

Another name for marijuana

Let's get some joots and blaze

by namepod August 22, 2011

Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

by PMin May 17, 2006

Jors

A fine pair of pants (or slacks) worn casual or on special occasions.

Please change into your best JORS we are going out to dinner.

by Baggins McAwesome July 29, 2005

she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

by regionalatleast March 3, 2017