Eric Johnson

A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratocaster. Influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent G3 concert with Joe Satriani and Steve Vai.

I just got the new Eric Johnson Record.

by recab2 August 10, 2006

Boris Johnson

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

by D Rixx October 18, 2008

Boris Johnson

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.

British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

by TheCrusader1296 July 2, 2020

aaron taylor johnson

(n.) the hottest man ever
(adj.) used to describe someone who needs to divorce their wife

1. Have you seen Avengers 2? Aaron Taylor Johnson made me cream my pants!

2. I don't know about your partner man I think you're an Aaron Taylor Johnson.

by 1980PSION May 6, 2021

Boris Johnson

A cunt

Boris Johnson is a cunt

by Fckborisjohnson July 24, 2019

Boris Johnson

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain

Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.

by Angus the cock sucker October 19, 2019

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004