Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.

"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"

by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023

Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025

Jonesing

Jonesing

My friend was jonesing on sugar

by Beedso November 7, 2020

Jonesing

Cheating in a lead up to a MMA/sporting event

I Jon Jonesd that win over Guffy. I was so Jon Jonesing in the lead up

by Che Doolers December 27, 2018

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

Indiana Jonesed

When a person is sucking their thumb in their sleep, and you successfully replace their thumb with your dong without waking them.

My girlfriend was sleeping with her thumb in her mouth so I Indiana Jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend February 27, 2016

barnaby jonesed

When do some detective work. I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

by Neener09 July 29, 2017