Jonesing

Jonesing

My friend was jonesing on sugar

by Beedso November 7, 2020

Jonesing

Cheating in a lead up to a MMA/sporting event

I Jon Jonesd that win over Guffy. I was so Jon Jonesing in the lead up

by Che Doolers December 27, 2018

Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.

Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!

by kmillertime August 7, 2014

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008

Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.

Hey they just got the JAB. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed

by Jobesd July 28, 2021