A JON

A large Chubacca looking person that is a completely un-organized mess,They ten to have careers in HILO driving and sticker making as well.

That guy at Costco who knocked over all the carts in the Hilo looked like such A JON

by balla and smk September 14, 2007

jonning

passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome

Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

by jbmoore4 April 08, 2008

Jon^

A socially inept log or stick carrying young hooligan.

Jon, Jon^, Furret (refer to dictionary for more information).

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Lil Jon Jon

Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.

Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 28, 2023

Jonned

When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.

I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.

by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016

jon

Jon is a sweet and hansome guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is very nice to his girl friend giving her comliments all the time making her feel wanted as ever. He isn't great at cooking but is good at cooking easy meals. He is also

Sporty and has many friends. He is kind and shy at first but the opisete once you get to know him.

Wow did you see Jon today? Looking hansome as ever

by asjgfusdb fgdsvduas, August 05, 2017

jon

a complete sweat . a try hard in every game

why u so sweaty jon!!

by mitosavage456 April 01, 2019