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One Note Johnny

Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.
"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"
by Eric Seven October 7, 2005
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Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010
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Johnny Ramone

Johnny Ramone is a legendary guitarist for the famouse band, the Ramones. The Ramones are often credited for inventing punk music. Johnny Ramone was the originator of the down stroke 8th note guitar style. This was very hard to pull off, but somehow Johnny pulled it off for hours and hours of play.

Johnny Ramone died in 2004 from an on-going fight with prostate cancer.

We'll miss you, Johnny!
Johnny Ramone was one of the most amazing guitarist, ever.
by Myke October 20, 2004
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johnny fived it

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"
by m0r1arty April 6, 2006
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Johnny Cage

Johnny Cage is one of the original characters in the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games. He is a popular action star who has appeared in such films as Ninja Mime, The Gist of my Fist, Sudden Violence I - III, and HWAAAA!!! (for which he won an Oscar). He is known as the comic relief character in the games and holds the record for most times killed and resurected (3 deaths, 2 ressurections so far). His first two deaths, however, were attriubted to bad writing, and his official death was in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, though he is set to return in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. He is known for his Shadow Kick special move, his Decapitation fatality, and his trademark sunglasses. The movies portray him as having something of a relationship with fellow Earthrealm warrior Sonya Blade, and this has been picked up by the games.
*I shadow kick my friend five times in a row*
Friend: Johnny Cage blows...
by JimboJK2487 February 1, 2006
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Johnny Foreigner

1. Anyone who isn't British.
2. Anyone likely to be given a metaphorical 'bloody nose' by a plucky Brit.
Examples include 'Jerry' and 'the Frogs' (in that order)

See also
The Great Escape (1963), in which Johnny Foreigner is given a sound thrashing by a number of plucky Brits and other less important characters from the colonies. Later on, without giving away the plot, events go slightly a wry for the protagonists. Not to worry though, as Jerry's uppence comes, eventually leading to the end of Nazi Germany.
by Sqn Ldr Cavendish-Stockley February 2, 2010
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Johnny Depp

The best, sexiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. One of the only men that I can think of who you couldn't make ugly if you tired. And also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!
"I'm going to smoke this cigarette, and then I'm going to buy another pack and smoke the shit out of that one."
Johnny Depp, Secret Window
by CA_MAD April 4, 2004
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