Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"

by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008

jobby shivers

A pre bowel movement emotional roller coaster. Often accompanied by goose bumps.

"I'm bursting for a shite. it's making me emotional"

"Have you got the jobby shivers?"

by g dubb funk January 31, 2010

jonny sims

Egg. Also an amazing actor

A man with many talents. He'll fix your pipes and also fly your arse to the moon and back. He's featured in many great movies like Jonny Sims and the Gaping Hole.

by TheMightyRoach June 1, 2017

Jobby

Scottish for poo.
Also used in phrases such as
"yah jobby" meaning "you stupid person"

by jobby March 12, 2003

Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan

Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

jobey

Hustla, a man who drives around in his jimmy selling drugs and alcohol to high school students in order to claim a small profit.

Jobey's driving around trying to hustle 8th graders so he can get some money to get a spicy chicken sandwich later

by Kevin Thorrez November 24, 2006

Jobby

A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc

Player 1: "jooooobby"
Player 2: "jobby"
Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!

by Playbhoy November 5, 2006