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jewtastic

your mom makes the most jewtastic kosher brownies
by fukata February 23, 2008
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Jewtalian

Someone of Italian descent who acts like a cheap Jew.
The Jewtalian won't spend the money to buy a new razor and butchered his face.
by ExhastedCPA May 2, 2011
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Jewstine

A rare Breed of dog, dolphin and hawk normaly found in California. Jewstine's like to eat, sleep, and cause havoic for everyone aound. they are wild and crazy creature that will bite off your head if you get too close. they can be a bit bitchey but at the end of the day there still there.
boy:"what the hell was that??"

girl:"I thinks it's a jewstine!!!"
by aluisuh April 14, 2009
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jewtacular

What HyperSilkence is.
That guy had bad facial hair and wore a funny hat, but he was also emo!

It must have been that fag spencer!
by Teh Penguin February 15, 2005
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Jewtard

Jewtard (noun):

1) Someone who knows so little about the Jewish religion that they are retarded.

2) Someone who acts so stereotypically Jewish that they are retarded.
1) Rachael didn't know that the Jews celebrate their Sabbath on Friday night, she's such a jewtard.

2) Micah only goes to that bar on Tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he's such a jewtard.
by MrFnBMore March 2, 2010
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Jewsday

A word used to describe the day of the week that is crappy for most working people, Tuesday!! Usually people do not have a hangover from the weekend and its still ages until the next one!!
Mark: Howz work going to day?

Craig: Avin a shity Jewsday again!! can't wait for the weekend!! Tuesday's always suck!!!
by Magic Marco 10 January 6, 2009
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Jewsian

A type of religion for people who don't believe in god, but want all the perks of being a Christian and/or Jewish.
They pray to Buddha and celebrate their own holidays along with the holidays from other religions.
Jewsians pray for mostly selfish reasons and party almost constantly. The are the least stingy of any religion unless it comes to money.

Their main belief is to have a good time in whatever they do.
You can always know who the Jewsians are at the party because they will be the ones partying the longest.
Jewsians accept other races into their religion such as blacks, asians, and nerdy white kids.

Founder: Amelia Gross
I'm jewsian so I get 12 days of Christmas!

That jewsian boy always throws the beastiest partys.
by JewsianPriestIsaSexyBeast[a.g] December 18, 2008
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