Jewcon

Jewcon is an event for Nazis who like to burn Jews

Carl: “wanna go to jewcon”
Bob: “hell yeah, I’ve been practicing my cooking skills”

by I have no idea what I’m doing June 5, 2019

Jenson

The most beautiful sweet cute caring girl in the world who is hands down by far the prettiest and sweetest, she be a model with those killer looks, absolutely stunning and perfect, the sweetest sweetheart ever.

Damn jenson truly is the most amazing girl to ever be alive on this earth , every girl should want to be like jenson because she’s the prettiest and sweetest .

by Greg w April 4, 2018

Jetsonic

in the now old-fashioned style of the future as envisioned in the 1950's and 1960's, when it was assumed that all problems would be conquered by science by now, that we would live to 125, travel in personal spaceships, have robotic servants, and that Mom would prepare dinner in pill form with the touch of a finger in her space kitchen.

The old Star Trek episodes have a distinctly Jetsonic feel to them today.

That big concrete icon at LAX looks Jetsonic now.

by Yaybob January 3, 2008

Jeison

A small ecuadorian boy. sometimes mistaken for a mexican. they usually are good with architecture.

''hey is there any jeisons here?'' man1
''nah its not ecuador.'' man2

by andyloo March 23, 2012

Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

slick jewston

A twisted seedy liar.

I dated this guy for two weeks, he told me he was single, but then one day while having lunch together, his pregnant girlfriend spotted us and slapped his stupid little slick jewston face.

by Brandy January 31, 2004

jewmongous

Main Entry: jew·moung·ous
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek jewantikos, from jewgant-, jewgas giant, jewish
: exceeding the usual or expected (as in size, force, or prominence) <a man of jewmoungous stature> <made a last jewmongous effort> <jewmongous industrial combines> <jewmongous chode>

That house is jewmongous!

by dub56 February 4, 2004