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The best show on Disney Channel after Phineas and Ferb ends. It's about a girl named Jessie who is a nanny from Texas living in New York and babysitting four kids named Emma, Luke, Ravi and Zuri. some of the jokes have some innuendo in them, but most disney shows don't have them so we laugh at them
Person 1: Hey? Did you watch "Jessie" last night?

Person 2: WTF was THAT?

Person 1: a cool show on disney channel

Person 2:*pukes*

Person 1: Well go watch it, and if you don't, ILL KILL YOU
Jessie by turkishboy1999 March 1, 2018
Bitch bitch bitch. She cockblocks when shes jealous and makes people mad unconciously. shes a right twat and is a fucking slag. She smokes and drinks and fucks olders. She usually has blonde hair and green eyes
Bro 1 : Jessie's a fucking bitch! I just wanna knock that bitch out

Bro 2 : Bro she cock blocked me yesterday I'm with youi there
Jessie by KindaLegit_BNSM December 20, 2018
An Evil genius. Has red hair..... Like Satan. The first time she meets you, she's already sized you up and has a plan to destroy everything you love in life and she can and will do it, no matter who the victim is.... Unless, you are her sister or boyfriend, then her powers don't work on you. She's still says really mean things tho. But won't follow thru with those 2 people. At the same time, she's tremendously loyal to the people she's loyal to and will do anything to protect them. She loves her dogs... #Fearless #Ruthless #evilgenius
DONT EVER MAKE HER MAD
Do you see that guy sleeping in the dumpster? He used to live in a mansion....had a good job...a pretty wife.....then he pissed off Jessie...Hes lucky she let him have that dumpster to sleep in.

What happened to that girl who's all bloody on the ground?

She said something rude about Jessies sister and Jessie pumbled her to the ground and curb-stomped her head into the sidewalk. Then took a video of all her teeth laying next to her face and posted it on Facebook for all to laugh at
Jessie by Analhag September 23, 2019
a Jessie is a hot boy that is light skin with a big personality and likes watching people laughing and has a 7 inch cock
Hey how was Jessie's house

Good he is so amazing and has a big cock
Jessie by Geddhdyheefh November 2, 2019
Damn Jessie is Gay!
Jessie by lexi whore December 11, 2019
Skinny ass bitch. She looks innocent but isn't. Glad she is an insomniac like me so we can FaceTime for 8 hours straight at 2 AM.
Jessie and I drink triple shot expressos at 3AM while eating cinnamon rolls and hot Cheetos
Jessie by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019