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Get the jennifer woodman mug.Nick-name given to a very rare and special form of Jennifer. This particular breed of Jennifer is recognized for their tendency to don a moogle hat and scarf while running off to travel the world, teaching German children and taking amazing pictures to add to the chronicles of her travels. To date, there is only one known Jennifar currently at large in the world.
The Jennifar is terribly creative. A brilliant writer and talented sketch artist, she is gifted with the powers of the Goddess Grammatica, whose mantle she took up while working as a lowly writing aid to many college students desperate for a guiding light, a savior to show them the path to enlightened use of the English language. It is a burden, but she manages to continue to tolerate our less-than-divine grammatical utterances.
Alternative species of Jennifar have been thought to have been discovered, but forensic evidence indicates that these are all actually the same Jennifar following a migratory pattern around the east coast of American continent and the western regions of the European continent and its associated island nations. Thus the other forms of nomenclature used to identify the Jennifar are listed here as follows: Jennifar, Jenster, Jenasaur, Jenni, or simply Jen.
Though outwardly prickly, Jennifar's are actually quite sweet to those who work to win and keep their trust. They guard this knowledge jealously, however, and will respond with snark or a paralyzing gaze when threatened.
The Jennifar is terribly creative. A brilliant writer and talented sketch artist, she is gifted with the powers of the Goddess Grammatica, whose mantle she took up while working as a lowly writing aid to many college students desperate for a guiding light, a savior to show them the path to enlightened use of the English language. It is a burden, but she manages to continue to tolerate our less-than-divine grammatical utterances.
Alternative species of Jennifar have been thought to have been discovered, but forensic evidence indicates that these are all actually the same Jennifar following a migratory pattern around the east coast of American continent and the western regions of the European continent and its associated island nations. Thus the other forms of nomenclature used to identify the Jennifar are listed here as follows: Jennifar, Jenster, Jenasaur, Jenni, or simply Jen.
Though outwardly prickly, Jennifar's are actually quite sweet to those who work to win and keep their trust. They guard this knowledge jealously, however, and will respond with snark or a paralyzing gaze when threatened.
Set Extra #1: "...was that girl wearing a paper mustache and posing for a picture?"
Set Extra #2: "What? Where?"
Set Extra #1: "No, there! I saw one! It was definitely a Jennifar!"
Set Extra #2: "We're switching you to decaff."
Jenasaur: "Rawr!"
Friend of Jenasaur: "Rar?"
Jenasaur: "Mrar rar rawr." *hug*
Friend of Jenasaur: "Mrrr."
"That girl is really far away. I really miss my Jennifar." - attributed to Lizzi
Set Extra #2: "What? Where?"
Set Extra #1: "No, there! I saw one! It was definitely a Jennifar!"
Set Extra #2: "We're switching you to decaff."
Jenasaur: "Rawr!"
Friend of Jenasaur: "Rar?"
Jenasaur: "Mrar rar rawr." *hug*
Friend of Jenasaur: "Mrrr."
"That girl is really far away. I really miss my Jennifar." - attributed to Lizzi
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A shirt that hangs low (even if it is not supposed to) and shows an unappopriate amount of clevlage. Usually worn the female species in any sort of setting. Some consider this type of shirt innapropriate
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Get the Jennifer shirt mug.A super smart, flirty, funny, determined and beautiful girl who will support you through anything.
They are the life of the party and always get all the guys going crazy (even if she doesn't admit it)
Jennifers tend to be down talkers of themselves but always manage to find all your hidden talents and capabilities.
She can cheer you up no matter the situation and is supportive of you even when the odds are against you, she won't give up hope.
Jennifer are generally white or asian but are always pretty.
They tend to be below average height but make up for it with their personality.
Guys, if you ever see a Jennifer, you should befriend her. You don't know where it might go from there ;^).
Girls, if you become friends with a Jennifer, be prepared for one hell of a party.
They are the life of the party and always get all the guys going crazy (even if she doesn't admit it)
Jennifers tend to be down talkers of themselves but always manage to find all your hidden talents and capabilities.
She can cheer you up no matter the situation and is supportive of you even when the odds are against you, she won't give up hope.
Jennifer are generally white or asian but are always pretty.
They tend to be below average height but make up for it with their personality.
Guys, if you ever see a Jennifer, you should befriend her. You don't know where it might go from there ;^).
Girls, if you become friends with a Jennifer, be prepared for one hell of a party.
by Ivergemini October 23, 2017
Get the Jennifer mug.Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.
Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.
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Get the Jennifer mug.Jennifers is a woman who is unstopabble! She may look cold on the outside, but once you crack her exterior she is warm inside. She is very logical and rational. She tends to overthink, but once she knows all the information she stops thinking. BUT do not ever dare to cross her... If you do so you will become dead to her. She is as dandreous as a Black Mamba .Jennifers is hard-working and she is goal oriented. When Jennifers has a dream she will make it her reality. Jennifers is just a true gem and anyone would be lucky to have her in her life.
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