The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024
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Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024
Get the Canadian Jelqing mug.The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024
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by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025
Get the cross-jelqing mug.A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal
Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”
by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024
Get the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive mug.When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”
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