A very low person with an extremely small penis that can't accept the fact that nobody likes them. He is also the person that generally most people hate, no one likes Jarrod!
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An absolute spaztic. struggles to complete basic tasks without major issues.
often injuring himself or others in the process.
often injuring himself or others in the process.
you done Jarrad'd up. I did a Jarrad.
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Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
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Get the Sailor Jarry's mug.A jarrodo is where you have a mishap in any travel arrangements.Either of your own doing or things out of your control.It only relates to travel.
You get to the airport and you have left your passport at home.That's a jarrodo.
You arrive late and are asked what happened "I had a jarrodo".If more detail is required you can explain the situation,eg:- "I left my ticket behind and had to go back for it and then I had a flat tyre".No one wants to hear this,you just had a jarrodo.
"The train was delayed because of a signal failure" a jarrodo
You arrive late and are asked what happened "I had a jarrodo".If more detail is required you can explain the situation,eg:- "I left my ticket behind and had to go back for it and then I had a flat tyre".No one wants to hear this,you just had a jarrodo.
"The train was delayed because of a signal failure" a jarrodo
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