Janooski

A person, place, thing or act that sucks or doesnt work.

pronounced: Ja-nu-ski or Ja-no-ski

me: Hey Mike wanna watch the Oilers play tonight?
mike: Hell no those guys are Janooski!

or

I cant beleive Dave is coming that guy is so janooski!

or

Pyro: yo pass me the blowtorch.
me: Sorry man its janooskied.

by al-berto December 28, 2007

Jakookoopa

To yield one's mother's virginity.

Dude, I Jakookoopa'd in the bathroom last night!

by fartinmymouthontuesdayinLA July 12, 2010

Cup of Janoodle.

The act of really needing to take a shit while your cousin is in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..Since you have only one bathroom in your house and don't want to shit your pants you grab an empty milkshake cup from your kitchen table and proceed to the backyard to take a shit in the cup. You wipe after your cousin is done with the chick in the bathroom!

Janoodle got home from work one night and desperatly needed to take a shit. Her cousin was in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..so Janoodle got the milkshake cup that she bought from work and went in the backyard to poop in her cup. When done, she threw the cup in a bag that sat in the trash can..turns out, the bag was clothes that were accidently thrown away and her aunt got the bag out of the garbage so Janoodle told her and the act was then named Cup Of Janoodle.

by The Lochnessa Monster November 16, 2006

Jalookhi

The word derives its origin from the Jahra Bedouin term "Jalikh" and it refers to the art of self-pleasure, or auto-stimulation. The term was popularized through an infamous voice-mail scandal involving a famed Kuwaiti celebrity known only by her screen name "Sarita" (rumors are that she has recently changed this alias to "Princess Sara") The word has thus developed numerous derivatives such as tijillikh, Jalkha, and of course the currently used version: Jalookhi

Heloooo bebe, you want to make Jalookhi with me?

Sorry suckas gotta go... its Jalookhi time

by Fahito August 15, 2004

Jaloofamis

Speaking in a low, deep manner.

Mike Jones rap's like a jaloofamis.

by christkake January 31, 2006

Jamoo

slang for JMU, james madison university... coolest place ever

I go to JaMoo

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Jamoocan

A person of African descent, and ambiguous Caribbean island nationality.

Q: That black guy has a funny accent. Where is he from?
A: I don't know. He's Jamoocan.

by joser8r May 2, 2010