A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
by 727Haole October 22, 2012
Get the Bro Jabronimug. 
"No, bro, I don't want to educate myself on the perilous effects that corporate tax cuts have on the working class nor do I want to strengthen the flawed and underfunded American Safety Net."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
by MandemBronem February 7, 2021
Get the JaBroniemug. This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.
by tocantonto November 18, 2020
Get the jabronimug. by TheOnePlayer2 November 1, 2021
Get the Jabronimug. This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.
by tocantonto November 18, 2020
Get the jabronimug. Jăh-BRŌH-nēē - <noun> (slang) - 1. A slang meaning distasteful, unpopular, or unsavory fellow. 2. One who embodies 'the art of sucking' in all forms. 3. An unpleasant person who displays several arrogant or obnoxiouis personality traits and possesses a flamboyant, loud, & abrasive personality despite lacking the merit, social credit, or physical prowess often associated with an alpha personality. 4. (ironic) A term of endearment used among friends in a teasing fashion.
ORIGINS: Jabroni is NOT a new word, despite the claims of young people who recently discovered the slang. Jabroni has it's origins in the Eastern European and Italian neighborhoods of Philadelphia and New York in the 1950s and 60s as a slang for a goofball, asshole or jerk. The original slang shares a connotation with the genitals of a barnyard animal (swine) and may have been a play on the Italian word for pork/ham - 'giambone'
In popular wrestling parlance, the word is associated with Dwane "The Rock" Johnson who used Jabroni as a derogatory slang towards other rival wrestlers in the 1990s. Dwane "The Rock" Johnson openly admitted, in several interviews, that he adopted the slang from famed 1980s WWF wrestler "The Iron Shiek" who was known to frequently use the slang term backstage at wrestling events in the late 80s. Jabroni also has a connection to the term "jobber" which is a little known wrestler brought into wrestling events specifically to lose to a higher billed wrestler/
ORIGINS: Jabroni is NOT a new word, despite the claims of young people who recently discovered the slang. Jabroni has it's origins in the Eastern European and Italian neighborhoods of Philadelphia and New York in the 1950s and 60s as a slang for a goofball, asshole or jerk. The original slang shares a connotation with the genitals of a barnyard animal (swine) and may have been a play on the Italian word for pork/ham - 'giambone'
In popular wrestling parlance, the word is associated with Dwane "The Rock" Johnson who used Jabroni as a derogatory slang towards other rival wrestlers in the 1990s. Dwane "The Rock" Johnson openly admitted, in several interviews, that he adopted the slang from famed 1980s WWF wrestler "The Iron Shiek" who was known to frequently use the slang term backstage at wrestling events in the late 80s. Jabroni also has a connection to the term "jobber" which is a little known wrestler brought into wrestling events specifically to lose to a higher billed wrestler/
1. Who's this Jabroni walking up in the fur coat and stupid hat? What a d-bag!
2. You mean Joey from gym class? Oh I hate that jabroni, I mean... that guy just sucks so bad.
3. Look at this jabroni talking to those cute girls like he has a fucking chance in hell! You can tell they'd rather die than deal with his stupid ass. I think he's even wearing a diamond crusted grill. Like, dude, YOURE WHITE... give me a break.
4. Hey, what's up jabroni, how the hell you been, broseph? Long time no see!
2. You mean Joey from gym class? Oh I hate that jabroni, I mean... that guy just sucks so bad.
3. Look at this jabroni talking to those cute girls like he has a fucking chance in hell! You can tell they'd rather die than deal with his stupid ass. I think he's even wearing a diamond crusted grill. Like, dude, YOURE WHITE... give me a break.
4. Hey, what's up jabroni, how the hell you been, broseph? Long time no see!
by Roblox OOOF noise guy June 24, 2023
Get the Jabronimug.