Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus November 22, 2015

Jurassic Park The Game

A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.

Idiot: "Jurassic Park The Game is the best Jurassic Park Game!"
Everyone else: "No."

by GGP5858 March 18, 2023

Frosty Jurassic

A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.

Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-

by Frosty Jurassic March 05, 2021

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 09, 2021

Jurassic World Alive

A good game for Dino nerds or you just enjoy it I mean it has cool dinosaurs and stuff like that

Person 1: ago did you download Jurassic World Alive
Person 2: no
Person 1: are you fatherless?

Person 2 was last seen at Person 1’s House

by Coolguybro June 13, 2022

jurassic living

When you live old school with added swag

I like to rep my jurassic living

by Comandoxx June 19, 2014

Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.

My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.

by MagicRat October 25, 2017