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jose

typical name for a brown guy or a mexican.
the other day while walking through tijuana i yelled for my friend Jose and half the population turned and said "Que?"
by Mike Ocksbigger then yours February 16, 2009
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Jose

He has a big PENIS
Jose has VERY BIG PENNIS LIKE HOLLY SHIT
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Jose

When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.
John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday !

Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE !
by Latrishanel September 30, 2008
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jose

N.
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act
1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !

2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.
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Jose

Jose is fat. No! He's Fluffy!
by The Jew Fucker June 8, 2017
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A Jose is a Latino, he is sensitive but you put up with it. He can keep a long relationship and will give his girl anything and everything she needs. Jose will make sure you’re okay and if you keep secrets from him that will piss him off more than anything. Jose talks a lot and is extremely loud. But... he is a good ass kisser for sure🥵 he will treat his lady right and keep his friends close.
Jose is my boyfriend
by a4c.abigail October 17, 2019
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Slowly going insane but will try to stay sane around other people. He tell a lot of dad joke (maybe a little too much). He will have a crush on a girl and will never ask to go out with anyone because he’s too shy. But when and if you get with him he will be a nice guy and will try to solve arguments instead of make them. If you are feeling sad or if you are depressed in general he will try to comfort you as best he can he’ll basically be your butler until you feel better. Jose will always be loyal and never cheat on you he’ll help you in any way he can and overall will try to be the best guy for you. But if you take advantage of him he will let it pass once or twice maybe three times if he’s known you for a while. And if you do it any more times all I can say is that your in trouble.
by Tatortot715 October 10, 2020
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