jose

typical name for a brown guy or a mexican.

the other day while walking through tijuana i yelled for my friend Jose and half the population turned and said "Que?"

by Mike Ocksbigger then yours February 16, 2009

Jose

He has a big PENIS

Jose has VERY BIG PENNIS LIKE HOLLY SHIT

by Jose definition June 24, 2018

Jose

When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.

John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday !

Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE !

by Latrishanel September 30, 2008

jose

N.
1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
V.
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act

1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !

2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.

by qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq December 28, 2007

Jose

A Fluffy Mexican.

Jose is fat. No! He's Fluffy!

by The Jew Fucker June 8, 2017

Jose

Jos is usually a Mexican and is very thicc he is also really funny! He also usually doesn't really fw anybody unless their mexican. Jose will also look very fine af

Damn! Jose wtf u looking fine

by JoseTheExplorer October 25, 2018

Jose

This guy right here, is an ass. He seems hot and cute and freaking datable, BUT he is a playboy. Don't like him. I mean you could, you probably have a chance, I didn't. Just think carefully.

Friend: He is a fuckboy
Me: I know but he is just-
(A few days later)
Me: I'm over Jose. That man, I can't.

by XIUCHENAF September 6, 2018