
Jordyn is an annoying motherfucker that will immediately hate you if you don't like Asians, squishies, slime, or Meth. She will put drugs in your cafeteria chocolate milk on a daily basis. She is always short, a "know it all", and HELLA annoying. She will never hesitate to have sex with your school Taylor. Be on the lookout for those backstabbing Jordyns.
by adbot December 23, 2019

a ugly girl, selfish and annoying, at first but when you get to know her she is the most amazing girl every, still annoying, but she is a every awesome best friend
by okthenufinecool March 14, 2018

by footballwriter23 December 28, 2021

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019
