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She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone.
Jonalys is thick smart and the best
Jonalys by Kenit January 30, 2020
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J. Jonah Jameson 

John Jonah Jameson, Jr., the editor in chief at the Daily Bugle and the boss of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

The character has become widely popular after J.K. Simmons's iconic performance as the character in Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.

He is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Marvel Comics characters ever created.
Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."

J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

—Spider-Man (2002)
J. Jonah Jameson by Rā's al Ghul September 23, 2014

Jonathan Galindo

dangerous hackers online who promotes the blue whale challenge with a profile of a traumatizing cosplay picture of Goofy. Block them at all costs.
Guy: dont trust that fucker, he's probably Jonathan Galindo
Girl: i just blocked him lol
Jonathan Galindo by yankysama July 10, 2020

Jonathan Coulton 

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.
Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Jonathan Groff 

American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.
Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world
Jonathan Groff by AnnaMarie Riberio December 13, 2007
Handsome. Strong leader, expressive, devoted, guilty of tunnel vision and not letting anyone get in his way of getting what he wants. He has high expectations of others and of himself. Passionate about causes. Sensitive but tries hard to hide it. Loves to laugh and have a good time. Hates drama. Changes his mind over and over until he is sure. Has a temper. Plans for everything, and worries about the things he can't control or plan for. Great guy who others look up to.
Jonathan is a great guy!
Jonathan by jhgfghfdfhj October 10, 2013