raptor jesus

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.

Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus

by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006

Jesslyn

A beautiful girl with a very Unique And also beautiful name. shes always the girl that all the guys want. Jesslyn’s are always so nice and cute just all the time😘 girls are usually jealous of her to that’s why people are rude to her. But jesslyn’s don’t care what they say. Jesslyn’s can be sad but try to hide it by smiling all the time.

Girl:who’s the new girl
Boy:that’s jesslyn she’s so sweet

by Collin G.O.A.T June 1, 2020

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.

That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.

by Keith75 April 16, 2008

Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.

Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.

by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019

Gay Space Jesus

A nickname for Kaworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion due to the fact that he appears to be gay, from space, and jesus

Person 1: Who is your favorite character from evangelion
Person 2: Kaworu Nagisa
Person 1: Oh, you mean gay space jesus

by WaluigiIsAGod March 2, 2017

Jessica Adams

She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.

Jessica Adams is amazing and I can't wait to see you.

by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021

Jesus take the wheel

When things go awry. When you can no longer take whats happening around you so you ask for the higher power Jesus to take the wheel.

Oh i just cant take this anymore Jesus take the wheel!

by Toffeebarz February 27, 2014