jags

Im so jags I could fuck a choir boy at Sunday Mass.
by Nel3211 March 30, 2012
Get the jags mug.

Jag

Pretending to be straight, but really is of a homosexual persuasion.
"He says he wants to go out with her, but just slept with Mike. What a JAG!"
by Toots04401 December 02, 2013
Get the Jag mug.

jag

to fool one self or another
the idiot jag-ed himself

self-jag
by ... October 22, 2004
Get the jag mug.

jagging

To excessively stroke one's penis until there is smegma around the penis.
Leewong couldn't bakadong last night so he end up jagging.
by Leewong April 21, 2006
Get the jagging mug.

JAG

stands for: "Jewish American Gay"

JAG was created after JAP which stands for "Jewish American Princess".
So did you ever think you were going to meet a JAG?

I am totally into JAG's!
by The Fag-Hag October 13, 2009
Get the JAG mug.

Crying Jags

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.
My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.
by iNachoz July 30, 2009
Get the Crying Jags mug.

Jag Man

NOUN

A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.

(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)

"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"

"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders August 05, 2008
Get the Jag Man mug.