Hank intersection

An intersection with seemingly unnecessary traffic lights.

Named after Hank Yarbo, character on Corner Gas who almost had traffic lights installed in Dog River after driving his pickup truck across traffic cables back & forth several times.

This intersection's like a Hank intersection

by adirudi November 20, 2009

telegraph intersection

A traffic intersection that, because of a lack of a protected turn and the flow of traffic, only lets one vehicle through per cycle of lights.

That guy up there is turning left and the light just turned green, by the time he turns, it'll be red again. I hate telegraph intersections.

by Lord Butterknife May 19, 2017

Murphy's Intersection Law

When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.

I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.

by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017

intersecting faces

when 2 people are in love and they are kissing deeply

wow dude those to are totaly intersecting faces

by Shay smartlink May 20, 2016

Intervention Noob

Someone who creates a alt account only to use the level one intervention.

Intervention noobs are better than BFG kids.

by Melvin27 September 30, 2018

Intervention clown

Someoene that wants to change the definition of reality.

People that knew the intervention clown well, such as family, knew that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious, and called her the mouth of the south for good reason. The interventions were essentially somebody else or some authority figure pulling some other kid off of her over her mouth in life, but what she didn't realize was that the other kid didn't need anybody's respect any more than she did. Not from coworkers, not from other males, not from anybody, whether they ever had anybody's respect or not. She didn't seem to grasp that she was a bully herself, trying to dominate another group of people (males).

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Phatt Intervention

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.

How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!

by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011