Pussy Inserter

When the male is obsessed with thrusting inanimate objects into a girl's vagina.

John just went pussy inserter all over Susan last night.

by jomama217 October 2, 2009

Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap March 4, 2011

intellectually inept

Person having the ability to reason and understand but makes decisions and choices not suibable to the purpose.

Person's rent is due but no matter they take 1/2 the money and get a tatoo saying the landlord won't mind. Later that afternoon they decide to buy beer and go to the beach because the landlord won't like getting half the rent. Rest of week is spent avoiding the landlord. Finally landlord catches up with the renter and has him evicted on the basis that he is intellectually inept and this pattern will likely continue.

by Jane Barb January 28, 2012

fly insect

Black Flying insect, the worlds most annoying thing that God created. It is a shit licking flying fuckwit that wants to piss you off everyday you go outside in summer.

The fly insect came in my window at night and kept landing on me.

by Steve Bradbery October 30, 2019

open mouth, insert foot

when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.

Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.

I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.

by Baz S. December 9, 2007

inserta

Adaconn / Inserta develops proprietary products for integrated hydraulic systems.

Adaconn / Inserta provided me with the greatest hydraulic systems.

by FinnerFincher January 19, 2011

Inceptor

A person who implants another person's idea into a target's subconscious.

Eric has had great success working for the CIA as an inceptor.

My only hope is through extensive training I can become a level one inceptor.

Everything was fine until the inceptor got a hold of his mind.

by actionjackson88 February 7, 2013