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Perverse Instantiation

The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.
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by Paragon98X January 1, 2022
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Instant Sex

A Photoshop or After Effects technique that produces a soft, warm, filmy feel in photos or footage. Everything appears to have a gentle aura.

Instant Sex is accomplished by duplicating a layer, applying a blur to the upper layer, then applying a transfer mode (usually screen) and reducing the opacity. All mentioned effects can be tweaked for the desired look, but the combination of the three is generally referred to as Instant Sex.
1: This footage is terrible! Oh well, nothing a little Instant Sex can't fix. *click click click* Oh yeah!

2: This is too much work, when is Trapcode going to come out with an Instant Sex filter?
by Glenn Riverside August 18, 2006
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Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
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Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!
Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.

Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
by Zonetbh August 25, 2009
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instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.
I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!
by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007
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intanet

Jose: Howd you geddos rims, Money?
Vinnie: Onna intanet, Yo.
Jose: Oh, shit.
by web on the cob April 29, 2008
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instant karma

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'
by enjuneer December 24, 2003
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