Innocent thickie 

Whilst indulging in group anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, three guys secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting thicker creamy mix of semen and faeces produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent thickie.

"Dood, we nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent thickie all over the sheets!"

Innocent thickie by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

Innocent bystander 

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

Innocent bystander by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

innocent patrick 

An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.

Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".

innocent patrick by bigballafatdollastacks June 11, 2014

innocent sex 

Innocent sex is when two Christian people cosplay as a pope and a nun and begin to have sex from dawn to dusk while only saying oh my God, jesus christ, or saying things from a Bible.

Larry: Hey Roger do you think Susan will do innocent sex with me
Roger: Well as long as you have the clothes, a Bible, and the stamina she might.

innocent sex by Odyssey Angel July 31, 2021

Innocent Barstandercize 

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.

That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.

Innocent Barstandercize by strjock81 June 6, 2011

Innocent people 

There is no such thing as innocent people, or innocent bystanders. Everybody has done something wrong in their life, everybody has sinned because they are human, and they are inhuman. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, the people that deep down know they deserve to suffer, and the people that don't know they deserve to suffer.

There are no innocent people in the world, people are not animals. Animals are innocent.

Innocent people by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.

Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.

Innocent Likestander by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011