old football injury

An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.

Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.

by nolookhook January 23, 2009

self-injury

people who seek comfort from their life by hurting themselves. NOT EAR PIERCING etc. Can range from picking scabs to slitting wrists without suicidal intent.

to cut oneself

by anonymous December 23, 2003

injustice 2

A game where bane mains rule the land and doctor fate mains spam the spam

Guy: you wanna play some of that sexy “injustice 2”?
Guy2: Nah man, you’re just gonna use bane.
Guy: Well, you were gonna use supergirl!
Guy2: That’s because supergirl has the best show! Duh!
Guy: True that

by Sockpuppet45 August 5, 2017

injustice

The only just thing in the world.

Oh, you experienced injustice? Me too.

by KillerFrost June 9, 2015

ijunk

iJunk is an apple device that instead of making your life easier, it impedes it.

Ex. "Hey did you get my text?"

"No, my iJunk has been spazing out all day!"

Ex. 2 "My iJunk doesnt want to work ever since i dropped it on the table and the screen cracked"

Ex. 3 "A drop of water got on the screen of my iJunk and it wont turn on anymore"

by Jon117 October 16, 2013

Cosmic Injustice

An injustice of cosmic proportions.

It's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a goldfish can live up to 30 years and a dog only up to 15.

by maynors September 15, 2014

football injury

Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass

*woman walks by* "Oh, would you look at the football injury on that..."

by Adam M. August 31, 2005