An Ina Garten is better than you at everything. She knows what sound giraffes make, and doesn’t give a shit how poor you are. An Ina Garten will bankrupt you for juicy juicy Madagascar vanilla. If you meet an Ina Garten you’ve seen the face of God and it was probably hot. But she’s too good for you so now you’re probably sad af crying because you can only afford McCormick knock off vanilla you piece of sh*t.
by BarefootC*ntessa November 23, 2021

a girl with absolutely rizz. how is she my best friend? I don't know. She's still super cool and funny ig. It's hella funny how her last name is ho tho.
by Renaldo Mcfurrson April 25, 2023

A Filipino friend of mine always tells me putang ina mo. I respond by telling him that I always see his mother hooking on a downtown street corner.
by SpoogeBob CumPants March 1, 2024

A filipino friend of mine tells me putang ina mo. I tell him that I saw his mother hooking on a downtown street corner.
by SpoogeBob CumPants March 11, 2024

The angel who is living mistakenly on Earth. She is a piece of art, not every one understands it but they can’t help but admire. Probably going through a lot of shit all the time but she knows she can go through every harsh path life throws her in. She has fire in her soul and astonishing eyes.
by anonymous November 22, 2021

Stands for a beautiful, strong, intelligent sexy woman who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. She seems sweet and innocent but she knows how to get control over men who will do anything just to keep her. This girl is just the perfect mix of everything: she is beautiful, intelligent and crazily good in bed. Anybody who has ever lost an Ina, regrets the loss their whole life always comparing this perfect girl to other women. If you are with an Ina, you are a lucky man who will be envied everywhere, don't fuck it up!!
by guzelavet November 22, 2021

by saftuu January 1, 2023
