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IKEA Bedroom

a compliment or an insult to one's bedroom as it looks modern or unique or if it looks like everybody.
Beccy: Wow! your bedroom looks like an IKEA Bedroom! It's so unique!
OR:
Sandra: Ew, an IKEA Bedroom. Why did you do this?
by CaptainMalware October 8, 2019
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Bedroom superstar

Someone who tries very hard at sex, but just can't seem to make it happen
Don't worry Captain Underpants, you are a bedroom superstar!
by QueenBeanie May 14, 2010
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Bedroom Monkey

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep
Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*
by InfernalD April 15, 2021
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bedroom dating

Acting like a relationship behind closed doors like in a bed Room and doing couple things such as (chill, make out sessions, cuddling, having sex, etc)
OMG Chris is totally bedroom dating Merida.
by Neverwas September 3, 2016
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Bedroom Community

Where the white people go when they are running from the black people who just moved into their old neighborhood.
Public transportation will take the city's poor just about anywhere they want to go. Well, anywhere but a bedroom community.
by ColumbusBuck July 30, 2016
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Bedroom Racist

Someone whose sexual attraction favors a particular race or ethnicity. Since this is a product of product of personal taste, it cannot accurately be called bigotry.
"You and your green eyes; You're such a bedroom racist."
by montypark March 4, 2009
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