Bathtub Wasted

The condition of being so intoxicated (well over the standard tipsy, buzzed, inebriated, or even plastered state) that it will be a miracle if you live to see the next day.

The term was thought up as a result of the 2004 incident when An unidentified Taiwanese woman (dumb betch) died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol (brilliant). Her blood alcohol content was 1.35% (which qualified her as being bathtub wasted).

That betch consumed so much alcohol she was nearly bathtub wasted.

I'm tryina get beyond blackout tonight, let's get bathtub wasted.

by TheKittyKat December 10, 2012

Bathtub Hoax

Theorem which proves that the masses can and will be manipulated for comedic purposes.

"Look at the suntanned people pouring out of that church -- it's a bathtub hoax."

by as cheap as toasters December 3, 2004

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

by phannietrash January 19, 2017

bathtub boy

a nickname for a boy that masterbates in the bathtub no mater where he is

one of my friends masterbated in a bathtub when we were in euroup. we call him bathtub boy

by me!!in real life April 22, 2008

throw a toaster in a bathtub

to commit suicide

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.

by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

2 dogs in a bathtub

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.

Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

by I'm Rick Burd, Bitch April 2, 2004