interguntion

When a female's concerned friends warn her of the growing risks of eating too much - namely that all of her fat is going to collect in her pussy and gut, making them bulge out farther than her boobs. By the sheer number of gunts in the world, either the interguntion was not performed fast enough, and the gunt continued to expand to its owner's horror - or the interguntion was not listened to, and the owner continued to eat oblivious to the fact that she could no longer her feet over her pussy

Rhonda's friends tried to perform an interguntion when they saw her gut balooning with every burrito. However, Rhonda did not listen to her wise friends, and her gut and cunt merged, forming the dreaded gunt that now bulges out of her pants.

by waterly July 27, 2006

interntion

The intention to find an internship.

"Hey dude, are you looking for work next summer?"
"Yes, I have interntions."

by PabloVasquez November 21, 2011

Intersextion

The Intersextion position (previously known as Sleeping Beauty) is a complicated sex position that differs from the Scissors position because the giver's legs are both between the legs of the receiver.

This allows for an unusual angle for penetration, but it comes at the partial expense of comfort. Many people don't like this position because they find it awkward to position their legs without causing the receiving partner's bottom leg irritation or pain, but it does have a solid following amongst those who can find the sweet spot.

Most accidents happen at the intersextion, so make sure you get in to the right lane, unless you want to get rear-ended!!

by halpwr April 7, 2010

internetional

Of or pertaining to the internet.

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius

by rokkenbosche October 21, 2010

Cock interception

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.

Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.

by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

Interception

When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)

jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though

by Jock 059 January 7, 2010

interception

When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"

Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!

by esj5004 December 9, 2008