I'm Fine

I'm not okay. Text me. I'm possibly really pissed at you.

Boy: How are you?
Girl: I'm fine... :(
Boy: I'll be at your house in 10 minutes!

by Somebody.that.you.used.to.know January 19, 2015

i'm gay

Idubbbztv's most popular sentence

-say summ gay shet
(jumps down)
i'm gay

by davidvi January 15, 2017

I'm the Adult

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)

Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!

by PablosDrugs March 25, 2020

I'm Brian

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).

Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"

by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013

I'm cold

really means: i want a hug

Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: (Puts arm around girl)
Girl: That's better.

by omgmaddie November 19, 2010

I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.

"I don't know what to do. I'm scared."

by possibly a human, possibly not April 25, 2019

I'm like

the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.

So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"

by kill yourself please December 4, 2005