pack of wolves, hung like a

one who is well endowed.

whoa, that guy is probably hung like a pack of wolves.

by axe2d February 17, 2004

hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009

hung like a 3 year old

When you have a small pecker

Walter has a small peter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.

by T Horse July 18, 2006

hung like a pringles can

A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.

"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"

by chuncky May 23, 2008

Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

by TheNix November 23, 2011

hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

by Aunty Lope May 4, 2005

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008