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eggy hummer

It's the fart that keeps on giving..... you know it's deadly stench is settling into your pores - but!!! - you are transfixed, unable to move, discombobulated and a dead ringer for Rietel OOvergaang. Nope, never heard of him either.
Who did the Eggy Hummer?
Me.
That solves that then! No wonder they call me the the Worlds greatest question asker! Huzzoid!
by DJBladdered December 20, 2009
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bag 'o' hammers

used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.
Man, that guy's as dumb as a bag 'o' hammers.
by pedro1 February 7, 2007
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hummer

Something which is said to be a piece of shit or garbage, from the sound of flies humming around shit, offal or garbage - mostly British colloquialism.
I tried that new operating system for a few weeks but it's a real hummer.

It looks OK on the outside but it's just another hummer.
by Hank Zeitgeist August 6, 2007
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hummer

1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis
Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007
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hummersexual

one who attempts to covers up their inadequacies by
driving an enormous petrol-guzzling behemoth in order to gain respect
"Bob might only get 6 miles to the gallon, but at least the world knew he was a hummersexual"
by BloominEck November 9, 2008
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Hummer

An extremely oversized American SUV designed under General Motors that has approximately 1.2 - 3.0 miles to the gallon and can be seen mounted on HUGE 22'' - 52'' inch rims with at least 15 spot lights on the roof typically driven by a skinny white bitch!!!
Hey Fabian, Hey John, I drove my Hummer to pick up my kids from school this afternoon and I ended up hitting 59 parked cars, filling her up with $189.92 in DISEL GAS and running over 10 ducks by Century Village...not to mention I scared about 85, 85 year-olds!!!!
by iPhoneFR3AK November 6, 2008
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helmet hummer

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
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