Hummingbird

When a girl is giving a blowjob / handjob she then lifts the penis up into one hand out of the way then puts his balls in her mouth and starts humming.

Guy 1- dude this girl had my balls in her mouth last night then she just started humming!

Guy 2- wtf?
Guy 1- yeah I had to ask what she was doing and she said it’s called the ‘hummingbird’. Shit felt great!

Guy 2- Damn I need to get my girl to do that for me!

by Nae_nae98 September 25, 2019

Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010

hummingbird

when someone is humming while giving head

your girl gave me a hummingbird and it made me smile more then her boobs do.

by bootleg/ esp/ gospel May 25, 2012

humming bird

1. a quick, fast little bird

2. Somebody quriky and hyperish and spontaneous

3. someone or something who is fast and is hard to catch

1. I LOVE humming birds!
2. Man, she is like a humming bird these days
3. Dude, that car took off like a humming bird!

by sam olsen May 23, 2008

Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.

Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."

by Garblez February 1, 2009

Humplings

Getting many small humps by people under 18.

Dude, those middle schoolers gave me a generous amont of humplings yesterday.

by Toilette Spray September 2, 2011

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

by Mity J October 23, 2006