Hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where they dump all of the kids who don't have any real identifying qualities (i.e. bravery, cunningness, intelligence.) Basically this is where the boring people go.

Sorting Hat: Not too bright, nor brave, but not evil either..hmm..

Girl:...I'm a good finder!

Sorting Hat: Better be Hufflepuff!

by Jediofthesea23 April 28, 2011

hufflepuff

the name of my pipe
the house in harry potter that sorta sucks ass, because they dont really do much and they sorta just sit around on their asses until the 4th book where they start kicking ass in the quidditch matches and shit, and then this dude cedric from hufflepuff dies like a little bitch and hufflepuffs sorta suck again

"yo man break out hufflepuff"~K
"hellz yeah, that shit is noice!"~E
"yeah!"~me

"all hail hufflepuff!"~cedRIC
"SHUT THE FUCK UP WANKER!"~HARRY POTTER

by ruca January 30, 2005

Heffalump

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"
"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

hufflepuff

A house at Hogwarts. Generally least notable and most average. Its where they sort you if you are not a) brave, chivalrous and courageous b) smart, creative and witty or c) ambitious, cunning and resourceful. Hufflepuff values hard work, tolerance, loyalty, and fair play(or you have none of the aforementioned traits) . Most Hogwarts joke are made about them including a part in AVPM(a very potter musical)

Cedric Diggory- Hufflepuffs are particularity good lookers.
Dumbledore- What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

by Helga Hufflepuff September 20, 2010

Huffalump

When a woman has a lump on any part of her body, and a man proceeds to smell it.

Dude, Tanya's got these weird bumps all over her arm. I huffalumped them and they smell fine, so I won't bother with the doctor.

by grx845 August 15, 2009

huffaluffigous

a woman weighing over 350lbs. often her flopping fat can be used as sleeping bags in the arctic, housing up to 10.

fuck, that huffaluffigous is gross.

by toaisdfoad March 4, 2009

Huffa

A name you call people when you feel like it. Often used by extreme sports athletes when going from Epic to Lazy. If someone if shredding the gnar gnar all day and then chills out on the patio, couch, lawn, pool, hammock, or other location where laziness can occur, their friends may call them a Huffa. Because someone is generally called a Huffa after an Epic day of shred, it is actually considered a compliment.

You Huffa (You're lazy Bro).

After Bobby had an epic day wakeboarding he sat in a lawn chair on his front lawn while cooking burgers on a camping grill. When his friends came over they called him a Huffa. Bobby smiled and nodded his head.

by Bullet with a B April 26, 2011