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Benson and Hedges

Benson and Hedges is a British cigarette brand. Famously smoked by Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis and Liam Gallagher, Benson and Hedges are now officially the coolest brand of cigarettes in the world, beating the irrepressibly mainstream Marlboro Red.
"Mate, have you got a spare Marlboro?"
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."
by Erase My Head June 23, 2014
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Hedgehog

A subspecies of Saiyan found on earth. Unlike the ones found on Planet Vegeta, these Saiyans resemble a shrew with spikes on it's back. They are extremely fast and will tell people that they're too slow. They can go Super Saiyan when exposed to 7 chaos emeralds.
I have a pet hedgehog. His name is Sonic. He ran away and told me I'm too slow.
by Memetic Man August 5, 2010
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Vanexxxa Hudgens

A teenage role model gone bad. Star of the High School Musical franchise, a big hit with boys and pervy men, and now a bigger hit with boys and pervy men (and hated among parents) after various nude/scantly clad photos of her leaked online.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Gabriella at that movie premiere today?
Guy 2: You mean Vanexxxa Hudgens?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the one.
Guy 2: Did you see those pictures of her?
Guy 1: Yeah, she really needs to shave that bush of hers!
by GREATescape January 14, 2008
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Hodge Hill

A small, suburban district of Birmingham, UK, lying between Washwood Heath and Castle Bromwich, that increasingly ceases to technically exist.
Hodge Hill district accounts for 10% of all Birmingham's Class A drug offences and also boasts a weed factory on every corner, even on those roads boasting seemingly half-decent residences.
Hodge Hill was previously one of the lowest districts in the UK for young people enrolling in Higher Education.
(NB. It doesn't even exist.)
-I live in Washwood Heath. Whereabouts you from?
-Hodge Hill.
-Never heard of it.
by la manana March 29, 2011
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clicking the hedgehog

verb; masturbating in your room with your roommate in the living room
I was clicking the hedgehog for 30 minutes straight before Jon came back from watching the game
by quas111 October 21, 2009
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hug the hedgehog

To jack off, masturbate, jerk it, choke the chicken, jack the johnson
Dude 1: That bitch gave me blue balls. I m gonna have to hug the hedgehog

Dude 2: thats something i did not need to know
by Broke as fuck April 21, 2017
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