Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).
Often are very amusing to watch.
Often are very amusing to watch.
#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008
Get the Jonas Hoes mug.-to put your guy friends above female friends and even your girlfriend. This means; No ditching, flaking, snitching, or trying to steal his girlfriend.
Guy - Dude, are you coming to the game with us?
Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping
Guy - Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel
-or-
Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend
Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her
Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Or I won't tell her
Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping
Guy - Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel
-or-
Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend
Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her
Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Or I won't tell her
by Gangsta Gangsta December 9, 2008
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1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.
2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.
3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.
2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.
3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.
Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!
Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!
Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!
by The Fo Show September 21, 2004
Get the Hoesmanship mug.Name given to the hoes at Notre Dame High School ( by hoes it means every girl who attends Notre Dame)
Catalina cow 1: why do the Notre Hoes hate us so much?!
Catalina cow 2: u mean those girls with their skirts rolled up?
Catalina cow 1: yea, them?
Catalina cow 2: ohhhh because we take their Palma Guys
Catalina cow 1: and they call us the cows...
TO BE CONTINUED
Catalina cow 2: u mean those girls with their skirts rolled up?
Catalina cow 1: yea, them?
Catalina cow 2: ohhhh because we take their Palma Guys
Catalina cow 1: and they call us the cows...
TO BE CONTINUED
by Hugo and Isabel October 13, 2011
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Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021
Get the This is why you get no hoes mug."Women" who rely on the government to take care of them and their multiple kids with multiple men. Don't want to get a job to do better for themselves and their kids because they will loose their benefits. Complain about being broke all time and not being able to do anything, but it's because they don't want to work. Make excuses on why they can't.
That girl over, Katrina is one of them government hoes. She has 6 kids by 5 men and has never worked a day in her life.
by MsTexasYella85 June 10, 2011
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by Miss__Lady February 13, 2014
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