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Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.
I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.
by Max May 13, 2005
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Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006
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houdini cheesecake

Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.
by Baker November 1, 2003
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houdeshell

the ball of hair in the front of a balding man's head. is the only remaining hair on the top of the man's head. resembles a rabbit's tail.
Do us all a favor and shave that houdeshell off buddy.
by kuntz December 19, 2007
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houdini sandwich

you are doing someone from behind (hopefully a girl), you are about to finish, so you pull out and spit on her back. when she looks back you put it all up in her face. after that, you clean up her face with two pieces of bread and make her eat the sandwich.
K Mhettos gave that chick the biggest houdini sandwich last night.
by Michael Olowo-handy October 12, 2004
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Houdini Shit

The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.
Dude, good thing my shit was a Houdini Shit, there wasnt any motherfuckin TP in the bathroom.
by TJK October 5, 2004
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dirty houdini

When a female is receiving butt sex from a male and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly spits a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she turns around and recieves a facefull of semen in her face. He then says, "Abra Cadabra, Bitch!"
I almost caused that bitch to go blind when I gave her a dirty houdini.
by Blue April 9, 2005
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