San Francisco Hot Pocket

a moonbounce full of baby oil and gay men; orgy

-You see that san francisco hot pocket at the party last night?
--eww, gross

by Choesly420 May 5, 2011

texas hot pocket

When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.

What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.

by Dsfargeg June 25, 2008

Hot Pocket

White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole

Go fuck yourself hot pocket!

by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Frankie-Four-Fingers November 4, 2007

syrian hot pocket

When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it

Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!

by MisterMeow11 April 20, 2017

Guatemalan hot pocket

The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.

The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.

by Spicemaster February 15, 2012

The hot pocket effect™

The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.

My left overs experienced the hot pocket effect™ when I was trying to heat them up

by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018