Mr Hooper

A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.

"ewwwwwwwwwwww"
"what's wrong"
"I stepped on a mr hooper lying on the ground"

by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023

The Hooded Beast

A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.

If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.

by AD218 August 28, 2008

hooned

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis

harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked

by J D tizzle November 3, 2007

overthinking hooper

A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA

John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.

by bruhhhmyballshurt July 15, 2023

Hopedale

A town located in the state of Massachusetts, USA.

Person: Look at those white kids acting like gangster niggers. What the fuck? This town is full of white people. There are no black people.

Townsperson: Welcome to Hopedale!

by Jeffu-san March 20, 2004

Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.

DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?

by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009

Hooper

A good basketball player

Jason Kidd is a Hooper because he can put up a triple double any given night.

by LD_707 May 31, 2007