giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

by dr chops May 13, 2009

Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.

Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*

by mynidro November 22, 2020

Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)

Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool

by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020

Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.

The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up

by Nebulas May 30, 2021

hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

Hoon

Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad

Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks

"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"

by vespachez April 21, 2023

Hoon

Where you reek and stink of any smell bad or good

Megan hoons

by Mingey July 16, 2023