hoolace

(n.) The title one recieves when they've had too much to drink. May be used to refer to the drunk chick at the party.

"So Julie really pulled a Hoolace tonight when she danced on the bar..."

by C. Hehir February 4, 2007

Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores

"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop

by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006

Kenny holland

Hottest guy and has the beautifulest voice on the face of earth if you don't know who he is its about time you learn😍😍

Have you heard Kenny Hollands new song ' this dance'

No
Oh well you should go check it out

by That random girl who knows May 14, 2015

Holland Landing

holland landing is a VERY small town located in ontario. the town is within the community of east gwilumburry. we are known for growing ontario's veggies, and our drugs. Holland landing is pretty boring but really chills. all you can do is walk. Mac's is the place where most people chill. holland landing is so filled with druggies we're called flower town. H.L. is the nickname for holland landing, because holland landing is just too long to say. RDP/river drive park, is the most disgusting, duggie filled place of life. RDP is supposed to be a trailor park, but it's where people live. do not mix it up with H.L. because H.L. is clean at least. people say RDP is the disgrace of H.L.

"where do you live?"
"H.L."
"what?"
"Holland Landing"
"what the hell is that?!"
"a place to get stoned"

kid: "mom can i go for a walk with my friends?"
mom: where are you going to walk to?"
kid: ''macs"

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuio July 20, 2011

Hootang

A term for a person who adopts a look without taking up the activity they want to be associated with.

1. Skateboard Hootang:
Wearing skate threads and carrying a skateboard but knows jack shit about skateboarding or how to do it.

2. Manchester Utd Hootang:
Glory hunting know nothing tosspot who wears the latest Man U top and watches all the TV matches, never having been to a match. Usually the first to call the post match radio programme to give opinions.

by TellyTubby March 11, 2012

Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.

"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

Hoolin

(hool-in)
1) The state in which one (or more) people are said to be, boolin, wildin, or foolin
2) To be in a calm, relaxed state of mind
3) To be joking, or acting super silly

(Not related to juuling in any way shape or form)

1) y’all straight hoolin if you think I studied for this test
2) “yo what’re you doing in here?” “just hoolin and watching some Bob Ross”
3) calm down, I’m just hoolin around

by hoolin fool January 31, 2018